lolsofunny:

Thanks for getting my hopes up.
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laugh-addict:

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Anonymouswas like.. How often do you use this blog? Do you use your other blog more?

I use this one every once in a while. My main blog is eliteblonde



leadmetotheark:

one time my mom texted me at school with “you’re in HUGE trouble, call me!!” and i was panicking because i thought she found my weed so i run to the nearest bathroom stall to call her

and as soon as she answered i’m like “mOM I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SO SORRY” on the verge of tears

and she goes real quiet and says after a moment “did you eat all the triscuits?”

i wanted to punch her

i didn’t even eat the triscuits